There was a young mother in Kearney
Who grew tired of her kids watching Barney.
So she shooed them outside
And ignored how they cried
Saying "Save it. I've heard enough Blarney!"
Ann Snider, March 17, 2009
There once was a girl named Ann Snider
Who had poetry welling inside her.
But to her family’s relief she also cooked beef
Then went on a date with her husband beside her.
David McBride, March 2009
There once was a man named McBride
Who thought he could rhyme if he tried
Hoping not to get panned
He wrote verses to Ann
They were touching so much that she cried.
Daren Snider, March 2009